Would I rather?

Here are some common would I rather choices at my house:

Would you rather help your 9 year old figure out multiplication, or help your college freshmen decide if they are cornucopian or environmentalist?

Would you rather smell smoke in the house or poop?

Would you rather sleep in for 10 more minutes, or have to run three lunches to school because no one remembered to make them?

Would you rather blog or take a nap, (there will be only 10 minutes to do either)?

Would you rather put on make up or have breakfast?

Would you rather answer the doorbell, or deal with the screaming downstairs (these always seem to happen simultaneously for maximum embarrassment on either end)?

Would you rather have hot water or a kitchen sink that drains?

Would you rather have coffee with a friend, or have the laundry finished and the kitchen cleaned up?

Would you rather have the biggest bedroom in the house or the quietest?

Would you rather have the dining room table in the dining room or close to the kitchen?

Would you rather go on a day trip with your husband or help your teenager get into an educational trip to D.C.?

Would you rather remodel your house to accommodate all the people you are schooling at home, or send them to a great private school (nota bene, the budget allows for neither)?

Would you rather drive kids to a track meet or a two day history trip?

Would you rather have someone else teach your kids all day, and help them where they struggle, or keep them at home and take everything a little bit slower?

Would you rather attend a college in another town or go to Italy for the summer?

Would you rather have 9 awesome kids or a healthy savings account and a yearly vacation?